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BRIDGE OF SPIES In this film about secrets and deception, Tom Hanks tells his misses he's off to London on a fishing trip. He doesn...

Spectre   (Opening Title Sequence) Ok so at the Jaguar screening for Spectre, they take all your phones off you at the door, which sh...

THE MARTIAN Damon - 'Go on then, fuck off and leave me why don't you'. Matt Damon finds himself marooned on Mars after all...

EVEREST Jake Gyllenhaal goes up a mountain. It gets a bit nippy in the tent and he has to huddle up to another guy for body warmth. That ...

JURASSIC WORLD There's a new bad-ass dinosaur on the block, one with spikey-ier teeth and can change colour and shit. So the rest of t...

SAN ANDREAS (with spoilers) A huge earthquake is about to hit San Andreas, Paul Giamatti tells his assistant to call everyone, not very pr...

KINGSMAN: The Secret Service Summary I hope you're sitting down for this one. Colin Firth plays a gentleman.  So guess who fluked ...